Tuesday, July 10, 2012

When Shoes Become Weapons

One night many years ago I was walking through Boston at night after the bars closed trying to get a cab home.  Somewhere along the way some idiot of a guy (I won't call him a man) grabbed my ass.  I furiously turn around and tried to throw my purse at him, it doesn't go far (thank goodness) so all out of things to throw I take my shoe off and chuck it at him and BAM hits him square in the back of the head. It felt good, not that I'm condoning violence.

Well boys WATCH OUT they make allover spiked heels now...behave yourselves.


2 comments:

  1. This is one of the best stories I ever heard.

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